Wednesday, December 22, 2004

Another 5 More ways to break up.. lolz.....

I'm too tired to crack my brains to try to counter the PMS entry that both Morpheus and Becks wrote....

Whatever it is... The destiny that is written in the spirit of every guy is to protect a gal... And no matter how much the gal can complain, deep down inside her, she needs someone whom she can hug, someone whom she can rely on, somenoe who will always be there for a shoulder to cry on...

I'm now down with a terrible fever.. 39 deegrees to be exact. My parents for once wouldn let me go to school... My throat hurts very badly and my eyes water every now and then...
The doctor gave me 3 days MC... But I think I'm going to try and go to school tomorrow... if is 37+ i think i still would be able to go...
I cant afford to lose so many lessons.... I cant..
Moreover I miss my frenz.. =P

K... since I've nothing better to do, I will continue to write about the other 5 ways to break up.

6) The Study Break

In this scenario, one party tells the other that he/she has to study for the upcoming examinations, thus he/she will not be able to continue going out with him. Naturally, the other party will consent to it, as most of the time, the other party will be very concern about her academic performance. However, after the study break, the latter will say that they have been apart too long... and thus, have lost all feeling and so, break.

7) The Fault Finding Break

Need me to say more? One party just finds many ways to throw insults at another, and the other party becomes very demoralized. After awhile, they will break. (Tell me who wont)
P.S. This is a VERY good way to break, if u dont mind the after effect - bitching

8) The Parenthesis Break

Trust me. Mum and dads out there. Your son or daughter might be using even YOU as an excuse to break up and thus cause the family line to stop there. ok... it goes like that -
a. My mum doesnt want me to go out with you, she says that she doesnt like you
b. My dad says that I'm to young to go out with other guys/gals
c. My parents want me to concentrate on my studies
etc...
P.S. The "mum" and "dad" are interchangeble

9) The Perverted Break

Pretend that you are out there to get his/her to go to bed with you. Usually the other party will get disgusted and thus want to break up with you. For gals, act like a whore, for guys, act like a pimp
P.S. It only works if the other party is morally intact (i.e. He/She is not out to get in bed with YOU too!)

10) The Sibling Rivalry Break

Ok... This has nothing to do with sibling rivalry, actually, its quite the opposite. I dunno how to explain. So I'll write out a conversatoin
"I think we are not getting anywhere... Somehow, I feel that my love for you is somewhat like a brother instead of a boyfriend (girlfriend)"
"(confused) huh?"
"We'll jus be brothers and sisters ok?"
"(starts to cry) What happened? Why cant we be together?"
"We'll always be together... I promise you, but we'll be kor and mei ok?"
"I... guess thats the best way out... "

Emotional huh... but this is also a type of break, like it or not...

P.S. This is highly effective, however, if you have another stead... good luck to you... lolz


Okok.. I'll write another few next time....

Oh yah.. one word of advise... For those who read my blogs, THIS IS NOT TO ENCOURAGE PEOPLE TO BREAK UP WITH THEIR STEADS. In fact, this is just a precautionary measure to step up your romance if you realize that your stead is starting to hover away..

Oh yah.. I just got news from Morpheus that I would be grouped with Sharina and Sonia for WP! LoLz! Thats so cool.. 3 Taurans in a group... and Sharina has the same birthday as me too! lolz.. =P

I still haven bough the presents for many of my frenz yet.. =X my budget is so low..... eekz... my bank is running dry... haha

Watching Britney Spears - Everytime MTV... So sad.. About a guy who abused a gal and the gal tried to drown herself... so sad....
Why cant some guys not take advantage of gals huh.... and they complain that gals are becoming more "independant" nowadays... how not to?

I promise that if I ever love another gal... I will never hurt her...... I promise, from the bottom of my heart....

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